lowest common denominator

Scranton style….

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It must suck to have a wife with a stronger career than you. So strong, in fact, that your name isn’t used on the CNN.com headline. You have been relegated to “Reese Witherspoon’s Ex”.

Damnit, man, you have your own career. Granted, when I start typing “Ryan” on Google, it does suggest Ryan Reynolds first. Course, that might be because you have a tough last name to spell. In fact, in the Google Suggestions, the misspelling comes first.

It’s worse than Rodney Dangerfield for you.

Damn.

I’m really not quite sure what ole Brit is thinking. Heck, I never really understand it when anyone shaves their head, unless they are already going bald.

Wow.

via buzzpatrol