lowest common denominator

New Nightmare On Elm Street Trailer

Patrick — Thu, 25 Feb 2010 16:21:15 +0000

Normally I am not a huge fan of remakes, but this looks pretty good. Jackie Earle Haley as Freddy Krueger is pretty inspired casting.

Pittsburgh Steelers Ticket Office

Patrick — Tue, 12 Jan 2010 16:34:48 +0000

A man goes to the Pittsburgh Steelers ticket office and inquires about purchasing playoff tickets. The teller replies that there weren’t any tickets for sale because the Steelers did not make it to the playoffs.

The following day the same man goes to the Pittsburgh Steelers ticket office and inquires about purchasing Steelers playoff tickets. The ticket teller politely replies that there weren’t any tickets for sale because the Steelers did not make it to the playoffs.

This goes on for an entire week. The man goes to the Steelers ticket office inquiring about playoff tickets and the teller says none are for sale because the Steelers did not make it to the playoffs.

Another week of this goes by and the man still is asking the ticket teller about Steelers playoff tickets. Finally the ticket teller in a loud voice says, “I’VE TOLD YOU FOR THE LAST 2 WEEKS THERE WERE NOT ANY TICKETS AVAILABLE BECAUSE THE STEELERS DID NOT MAKE THE PLAYOFFS!”

The man replied, “I know. I drive all the way from Cleveland just to hear you say that!”

via TheOBR.com

William Shatner vs. Sarah Palin

Patrick — Tue, 15 Dec 2009 02:20:24 +0000

Sarah Palin has had a good sense of humor about herself recently and she went on the Late Show recently and gave William Shatner a bit of his own medicine.

Twitter Updates for 2009-12-07

Patrick — Mon, 07 Dec 2009 09:41:00 +0000

Rihanna and Shy Ronnie (SNL Digital Short) http://bit.ly/5EepsG #
My son said that he could not eat his mac and cheese dinner tonight b/c his teeth were missing. They were lost eating a cookie he says. #
Forecast for next week is schizophrenic – 55, 52, 72, 48, 45. What is that 72 degrees all about? #fb #

Rihanna and Shy Ronnie (SNL Digital Short)

Patrick — Sun, 06 Dec 2009 19:25:06 +0000

Shy Ronnie’s name seems pretty apt.

Twitter Updates for 2009-12-06

Patrick — Sun, 06 Dec 2009 09:41:00 +0000

RT @TheOnion: Sports: Christ Turns Down 3-Year, Multimillion Dollar Deal To Coach Notre Dame http://bit.ly/4MyXnw #
All of the OSS LAMP Photo Gallery projects have some major deficiency. Looks like I'll have to write my own. RoR perhaps. #
Shopping for snow suits for the kids and picking out sleds for our January trip. Utah here we come! #

Twitter Updates for 2009-12-05

Patrick — Sat, 05 Dec 2009 09:41:00 +0000

Comcast/NBC Merger Nutrition Panel – http://brizzly.com/pic/M0X #
listen to Kid Cudi – Cudderisback at http://hypem.com/track/968521 #hypem #
listen to Phoenix – 1901 (Neon Steve Remix) at http://hypem.com/track/966520 #hypem #
I just nominated Zen for the Best Internet Application Crunchie! Nominate here: http://is.gd/5ci1p #crunchies #
How a Web Design Goes Straight to Hell http://theoatmeal.com/comics/design_hell from @oatmeal #
default() keyword – http://bit.ly/8b4sgj
is pretty cool (via @mattblodgett) #
Eggs http://brizzly.com/pic/M1Z #
The Pancake Project (awesome pancake ideas) – http://bit.ly/62GMQ5 #
50 Viral Images The Web Shared In 2009 http://bit.ly/6h4zFH #
RT @rrinaldi: RT @ZeroBugBounce: I apologize in advance for this link, but I'm a sucker for tilt-shift: http://bit.ly/bhHmN #
Playing around with a Google Voice account. Got the number 757-FIX-MEAT. Hmm. #
RT @TheOBR: NEW: No Blackout For Bolts Game – http://bit.ly/8j3yo1 #
RT @adamconnor: Whackjob of the week alert: Tenn. mayor claims Obama timed speech to block 'Peanuts' xmas special. http://bit.ly/87heJT #

Twitter Updates for 2009-12-04

Patrick — Fri, 04 Dec 2009 09:41:00 +0000

Target Women (aka, TV Commercials are Stupid) http://bit.ly/7XbT5c (Sarah Haskins shows ridiculous portrayals of women in TV advertising) #
Review: Zeo Personal Sleep Coach http://bit.ly/4DiYGt (from @shanselman) – I think I want one of these now. #
Unknown filmmaker given $30m by Hollywood to turn his $500 YouTube video of giant robot invasion into movie – http://bit.ly/69Shiu #
RT @keithelder: #dotnetjob We are hiring 10+ .Net engineers in Livonia, MI . DM me for more information. Please retweet. #
RT @Slate: Newsweek tops list of brands that will disappear in 2010 http://bit.ly/7ZtIFL #
Highway Passing Through A Building http://bit.ly/8zL7eA #
RT @lazycoder: RT @joepruitt: Looks like Google might give OpenDNS a run for it's money – http://bit.ly/5i47f2 #
RT @Slate: Awesome mashup of HIMYM and holiday classic=Frosty the Inappropriate Snowman http://bit.ly/5xzTVj #
Awesome JS/CSS buttons – http://bit.ly/5NGCxL #
Have Jerome Bettis and Eric Metcalf over to your house to watch Browns/Steelers – http://bit.ly/8LwLow #
Braylon Edwards Still Has Trouble Catching The Ball http://bit.ly/64RSuE #
Fantasy football sucks. Try fantasy geopolitics! http://bit.ly/7Cz7pG #

Braylon Edwards Still Has Trouble Catching The Ball

Patrick — Fri, 04 Dec 2009 02:35:23 +0000

I feel terrible for Braylon Edwards. This pass was perfectly thrown and would have turned into an 84 yard touchdown pass.

Braylon Drops from Patrick Veverka on Vimeo.

Lost Episode Of Star Trek

Patrick — Thu, 03 Dec 2009 13:16:13 +0000

This has to be the silliest video ever. They are overdubbing to what it LOOKS like the character is saying.

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